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The No-tastic Adventures of Super Dad
Fresh and Intersting Ways to Say No To Your Kids Every Monday Wednesday and Friday
Good morning! You’re about to unlock the dad superpower you never knew you needed—the ability to turn "no" into a moment of joy. Whether you’re fending off another snack plea or navigating an outlandish kid request, this newsletter is packed with ways to keep it fun, light, and, most importantly, full of laughter.
Let’s get started!
FUNNY WAYS TO SAY NO
"I’m on a break from doing things I don’t want to do."
"I checked my calendar—full of no’s."
"That sounds fun... for someone else."
MORE PLAYFUL SONG/WORD-BASED WAYS USING 'NO'
"N-O, N-O, N-O, N-O!" (Tune: "Let’s Go Crazy" by Prince)
"Oops!... I said no again!" (Tune: "Oops!... I Did It Again" by Britney Spears)
"No’s on fire!" (Tune: "Girl on Fire" by Alicia Keys)
MORE SARCASTIC WAYS TO SAY NO
"Yeah, and I’ll walk on water while I’m at it."
"Of course! In an alternate universe."
"Right after I discover the meaning of life."
WIFE’S WITTY REPLIES!
"I’m on a break from doing things I don’t want to do."
Wife's Reply: "Great! I’ll schedule this for when your break’s over."
"I checked my calendar—full of no’s."
Wife's Reply: "Funny, mine’s wide open for a yes!"
"That sounds fun... for someone else."
Wife's Reply: "That someone else in on leave so now it’s your responsibility!"
"Yeah, and I’ll walk on water while I’m at it."
Wife's Reply: "Well, miracles do happen—starting with you saying yes."
"Of course! In an alternate universe."
Wife's Reply: "Lucky for us, we’re in this universe where yes is the answer."
"Right after I discover the meaning of life."
Wife's Reply: "No need for a deep dive—just say yes, and life will be meaningful."
"N-O, N-O, N-O, N-O!" (Tune: "Let’s Go Crazy" by Prince)
Wife's Reply: "Let’s go crazy... and make that a yes, yes, yes!"
"Oops!... I said no again!" (Tune: "Oops!... I Did It Again" by Britney Spears)
Wife's Reply: "Don’t worry, you’ll hit the right note with a yes next time!"
"No’s on fire!" (Tune: "Girl on Fire" by Alicia Keys)
Wife's Reply: "Well, I’m here to cool it down with a big ol’ yes!"
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO SAY NO?
We want to hear from you!
Do you have a funny way that you have told your kids (or 🫣 your wife 🫣) the word “No”? Reply and let us know! We’ll add it to a future newsletter!
We Also Want To Hear Your Stories!
Have you said no recently in a funny way? Let us know how you said “No” and we’ll feature the best ones in our upcoming issues!
We’re only just beginning to uncover the endless ways a dad can say "no" with style. Each issue will deliver new dad-denials and witty retorts, plus the ever-hilarious replies from the wives. Stay tuned for more laughs and plenty of creative ways to say "no" like a true pro.
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